About Dan
Comedian
My stand-up has been featured on Sirius XM, the RISK! podcast, in the Boston Comedy Festival, the Cleveland Comedy Festival, Out of Bounds Comedy Festival, Cape Fear Comedy Festival, and the Red Clay Comedy Festival. I have opened for several big headliners, including Patton Oswalt at the Beacon Theatre in NYC.
Writer
I’ve written for College Humor, McSweeney’s, The Onion News Network on IFC, Someecards, TL;DR Wikipedia, Reader’s Digest, and Comedy Central’s @Midnight, which featured my idea for a game! I was an “Adjunct Scholar” for Lapham’s Quarterly, created the Better Book Titles blog and wrote my own humor book called How Not to Read (Penguin) and a collection called Never Flirt With Puppy Killers (AM Universal).
Actor
I’ve been an actor in sketches for College Humor, IFC, Funny or Die, MTV.com, and Distractify (one of which ended up on the Today show).



