I was the Ecards Editor for Someecards.com where I wrote and edited hundreds of cards for over a year. I also wrote a number of things for the website that have nothing to do with cards. 

Additional Writing

Blood Donor Questionnaire 

Bob Dylan GPS Voice on McSweeney’s

If Your Ex-Girlfriend Wrote Your OKCupid Profile

FICTION: Found Footage

Walkthrough for Zelda: Breath of the Wild for 30-Somethings

Reasons I Was Called “Gay” from 1995-2005

RISK! show story

Honest Twitter Profiles

Fitbit Badges for the Extremely Lazy

An Exclusive Interview with the Happiest Couple on Facebook

Cosmos Pickup Lines

Amazon Tech Reviews by Toddlers

God’s Worst Idea: The Giant Panda

New Carnival Freaks

Middle-Aged Harry Potter Books

My Letter to Reader’s Digest

Bookstores and Why You Don’t Deserve Them (Powell’s)

On Writing Your First Book (Random House)

The Dumbest Literary Post

Huffington Post: 10 Books That Taught Me Reading Books is Bullshit

Powell’s Blog: A Missing Page from My Book

Powell’s Blog: YELP Reviews are the new novels

I also wrote a book.

Email Dan (or don’t!): dwilbs@gmail.com