Fun Facts! Facts that are Fun!

You know when you can’t sleep at night and even three or four slices of ham can’t stop your mind from spiraling into a vortex of dread and self-doubt? Read this section when you hit that low.

Former Bookseller

Ask me about my favorite book if you want to hear me talk for an hour and a half straight.

Classics Degree

Worthless, utterly worthless.

Sagittarius

I don't believe in that shit, but I've been told that my sign means that I will not believe in that shit.

Owns a Pug

His name is Ignatius J. Reilly and he makes up half my Instagram, obviously.

Ex-Drummer

This is still listed on my résumé under "special skills."

Beat Mega Man X

At age 30. Take that, Dad!

I’ve been doing stand-up for over ten years. In that time I’ve also written for College Humor, McSweeney’s, The Onion News Network on IFC, Someecards (where I was the Ecards Editor for over a year), TL;DR WikipediaReader’s Digest, and a couple web series you’ve never heard of that paid me with checks that said, verbatim: “Cheese Jokes.” I also was an “Adjunct Scholar” for Lapham’s Quarterly, created the Better Book Titles blog and wrote my own humor book for Penguin in 2012 called How Not to Read: Harnessing the Power of a Literature-Free Life. You can read some of my writing right here.

 

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