Fun Facts! Facts that are Fun!
You know when you can’t sleep at night and even three or four slices of ham can’t stop your mind from spiraling into a vortex of dread and self-doubt? Read this section when you hit that low.
Ask me about my favorite book if you want to hear me talk for an hour and a half straight.
Worthless, utterly worthless.
I don't believe in that shit, but I've been told that my sign means that I will not believe in that shit.
Owns a Pug
His name is Ignatius J. Reilly and he makes up half my Instagram, obviously.
This is still listed on my résumé under "special skills."
Beat Mega Man X
At age 30. Take that, Dad!